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MG ZR ZS ZT Technical - I wonder what car Santa would drive?
Any Suggestions? Merry Christmas everybody |
Neil |
Thrust SST? Merry Christmas all :o) |
Rob Bell |
Be sensible, Rob, there's no toy carrying capacity in that! It would have to be the So-Cal/Roush ZT-T! Merry Christmas! |
Martin ZT |
not a cheap car, but perhaps something very deer! |
Kelvin |
A reliable one. Rules out MG's. |
BMW driver |
judging by the speed he'd have to go a total disregard for all other road users would be useful so a BMW is a distinct possiblity |
mgman |
BMW is unlikely, Santa only comes once a year so he can't be a tosser! |
Martin ZT |
if santa had driven a post 2001 MG we'd now have several other christmas's each year ( www.brit-santa-sleigh.co.uk , www.savesantassleigh.com , www.santa-fatherchristmas.org , www.santaownersclub.biz , www.santaisrteallyjerryflint.com / co.uk /.net /.org /.dotdot ). bah, humbug to the old pre x-power sleigh , with an asthmatic 4 brake-reindeer-powered engine it was long since fit for scrap else it would remain the vehicle of choice for a white haired , bearded , pipe-smoking old-fart who will spend hours telling you how a real reindeer-driven sleigh can be kept going with just a glass of 98 octane sherry , a 9/16" mince pie and an organic carrot . modern day santa now breaks-down in a sleigh fitted with a plastic spoiler , pulled by half-a-dozen donkeys cleverly disguised with authentic-looking antlers . sadly for the four heroic reindeer who sought to pull the old sleigh from the toymaker - the santa-sleigh sv never took off from the north pole , and the citysleigh crash-landed . next year or maybe the year after that , we are promised the new , but similar , christmas singsong sleigh . But kids , please promise you wont stay up all night looking , else santa just wont come . night , night children - remember when we all believed in santa at some time in our lives ? if only we could together relive that magic . hugs , sensual santa ( please turn you computer screen over to see the funny jokes and stuff ) |
North East Ward |
That's not funny! hugs xx |
Sensual Emma |
Yes it is !!!!! |
Norman |
Didn't you know? Santa drives a Metro turbo!!! http://www.austin-rover.co.uk/fun/christmas.jpg |
Richard Murphy |
Robin Hood drove a green Lincoln... |
John Prewer |
This thread was discussed between 23/12/2005 and 30/12/2005
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