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MG TD TF 1500 - OT - A Limerick

Just a Limerick. Bud

Bud Krueger


Someone has too much time on his hands.

James Neel


One of my favorite limericks, with response...

A metaphysician named Dodd
Said, "I find it exceedingly odd
To see that this tree
Still continues to be
When there's no-one about in the quad".

Dear Sir, Your astonishment's odd;
I am always about in the quad;
And that's why the tree
Still continues to be
Since observed by, Yours faithfully, God.
Geoffrey M Baker

You both need to get to work on your cars.

Jim H
J M Haskins

I once knew a man from Nantucket...oh never mind!
Bob Dougherty

When you drive your MG to Nantucket
Be sure to bring your clam bucket
You drive to the shore
Dig clams by the score
Pick one out and then shuck it.

-- written while in an MGTD stuck in a construction zone and awaiting the pilot car, to meet the challenge of having a publishable limerick for Minnesota's MGTD "Tattler."
S E Bryan

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who brought his fish home in a bucket.
His wife wouldn't clean them,
so he couldn't eat them.
He was heard to exclaim, Oh for Pete's sake Margarette!!

Funny.
MAndrus

Sadly, no other limericks that I know of are suitable here ...
Geoffrey M Baker

There was a young man from Boston
who bought himself a new Austin
He had room for his ass and gallon of gas
but the rest hung out and he lost them.

(At least it has British car in it)
DW DuBois

There was a young man from Japan
Whose poetry just would not scan
When asked why
He was apt to reply
I don't know, but I think it's because I make the last line as long as I possibly can.
Peter Pope

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